Many are times we get mad at our father/mother/extended family, and for those from a polygamous background, please feel free to add an 's' where appropriate. Of course, with strict reference to thyself. If there is anything you pips should learn from me, is that I don't discriminate. Besides the point. I am sure we all have a barrage of emotions that we would sometimes want to spew out when we get worked up. Those words often go unsaid. And if they are said at all,then either, no one gives a shit, and please do pardon my french... Or you'll most definately end up facing the music. Chances are that you will regret having spoken back at your [insert name here].
Recently I got so worked up and noticeably angry at my male parent. Which isn't a recent development, it has been happening for the last two decades, and he's still going strong at it. Only that, instead of amicably telling him these words, I figured I would rather write them down. Of course I later resolved the withstanding issue as the gentleman I always am(clear throat). I was the bigger man. He had his way. The following is what I wrote on a memo and later ctrl+c ctrl+v'ed. Who knows, it might come in handy. Maybe one day my life will be at his mercy. Then I imagine he would say to me, what are your last three words? With a smile plastered on my face, I would respond,(1)Read (2)my (3)blog. Great plan, right? Who I'm I kidding. Au revoire.
Ps/ sorry if you might not comprehend some of my reasoning. Even I fail to sometimes. I never cease to amaze myself. I think I would need to be at that exact mindframe to really 'get it'. Unedited.
I will obey and respect what you will say, al though, not meaning, that I will agree with it. The bible is my reference point in this particular instance. The bible hmm. Often I have asked of myself, what makes you my parent? Is it the fact that you played a vital role into bringing me in this world? Because then, the nurse at that maternity at tumutumu deserves some unforthcoming parenthood. Wouldn't you agree? What becomes of that child who grew to no 'parents' in this sense. Would you still say he/she still has parents? Because obviously he didn't catapult himself onto planet earth. What of the child who was adopted to a family. Are they not his/her 'parents'. Shall he remain parentless. Then there was certainly no need for adopting, because it would be a futile attempt to perform the irreversible. It would not make no sense whatsoever...I would be much obliged to take on a bitch's thinking, in the strict reference to a female dog, than to try and argue to the passive.
Or does being a parent revolve around the fact that I am financially and maybe(underline) morally dependent on you. Hmmm. I know what your thinking. You're thinking yes. Do you know what I am thinking? Well, I will do you the pleasure. I think this adept 'proposal' would be shot down within hearing distance by anyone who claims to be a critical thinker. An analyser I hate to paraphrase cliches, I wouldn't even touch them with a ten foot pole. But, with all honesty, it would be much easier for the proverbial camel to make it through a needles eye than this defination to be considered gospel. Amen! Without much ado, may we agree not to disagree, this is definately not a prerequisite of being a parent. You don't believe me? Think of it this way, you might be my mother's parent. Glad to know that we agree.
Now that the terms of the next disagreement have been agreed upon, what makes one a parent? Forgive me but, have you ever heard of the quote that, friends are the family you choose? Can we start from there? By we, I hope you understand that I meant myself, me and I, in that strict order.
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I never finished because my thought pattern was interrupted by piss/urine, or as some of you say it, I had to shake hands with the president. On coming back, I had better things to do.
